"That's the end of good news about anything. Our Planet's immune system is trying to get rid of people. This is sure the way to do that.""Here's the news: I am going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall Mall cigarettes, for a billion bucks! Starting when I was only twelve years old, I have never chain-smoked anything but unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown and Williamson have promised to kill me.
But I am now eighty-two. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
I'm almost done with a lesser known book of his called "slapstick." I'd recommend it. It's quick read and very entertaining.
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